
About the Leader of the Clan I of course, am a master at the Spoonial Arts with a 7th
degree black belt. I have also mastered in such skills such as Fork Fu, (and Tofu.) My skills don't stop
at just Utensils! I use beer bottles, Blenders, Cabbage/garlic/onion-cassarole, Spatulas, a croquette
mallets. I am also experience at throwing stuff, Such as...Rocks, dirt, and Encyclopedia #13 (M). I also
throw up.
The spoon is a very special and universal weopon. With it, Ninjas have been able to
perform many techniques. -Spoonial Heart Attack -Spoonial Disembowelment -Spoonial Head thwap
-Spoonial eye gouge -Spoonial Stool Thrust -Spoonial Defence-(Hide behind the spoon) -And
of course the Chinese Torture
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